Hillary Clinton will be turning 69 years old on October 26th, 2016. Many people are suspecting that Julian Assange and Wikileaks have a major surprise in store for the Presidential candidate on that date.
One can only guess what Hillary’s closest friends will do for her birthday. Will her lover and personal assistant, Huma Abedin, jump out of a cake naked?
Will the the Saudi royal family donate another several million to the Clinton Foundation?
Will John Podesta help secure another big US mineral rights deal for Russia?
Personally, I would choose to celebrate by somehow ruining her chances of becoming President. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be anything that can stop her at this point. Her supporters would vote for her if she personally fired a nuclear warhead into an orphanage that doubled as a stray kitten shelter. They don’t care about anything except their fear of Trump and that they want a ‘woman’ to be President.
Post in the comments how you’ll be commemorating the awful day this criminal trash was born.